Which Is Your Worst Ever Self Inflicted Injury

[brotherdoobie]

Let's see........Worst self inflicted injury.........I drank a liter of Bushmills
and popped 23 blue xanax one night.

Thinking myself invincible,I decided to ride a uni-cycle off of my best friend
Daves roof into their pool.

Well......I think my plan would of worked.....Except I wasn't at Daves house!
and the house I was at didnt have a pool.

They did however have a asphalt driveway.
16 stitches to my chin........a swollen forehead 3 times the normal size.
and broke my right femur bone and my left wrist.

Remember kiddies when performing stunts like this at home..........It's all
in the planning............As they often say the Devil's in the details.

I would not recommend performing this stunt at home by the way..........I was a
professional drunk and substance abuser at the time and look at my results


Peace brotherdoobie

[RGX]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@14 January 2004 - 20:56
Let's see........Worst self inflicted injury.........I drank a liter of Bushmills
and popped 23 blue xanax one night.

Thinking myself invincible,I decided to ride a uni-cycle off of my best friend
Daves roof into their pool.

Well......I think my plan would of worked.....Except I wasn't at Daves house!
and the house I was at didnt have a pool.

They did however have a asphalt driveway.
16 stitches to my chin........a swollen forehead 3 times the normal size.
and broke my right femur bone and my left wrist.

Remember kiddies when performing stunts like this at home..........It's all
in the planning............As they often say the Devil's in the details.

I would not recommend performing this stunt at home by the way..........I was a
professional drunk and substance abuser at the time and look at my results


Peace brotherdoobie

sad and respectful to you injurys but the way you tell it, LMFAO!!!!!!!

[Gemby!]

oo its not a self inflicted but its weird -

my brother was pokin me in the side of my face so i turned round to tell him to stop and he stuck his finger up my nose - this caused me to have a nose bleed

[fugley]

I once found a condom with a pork pie in it...........that's all I have to add to this topic really.

[namzuf9]

Originally posted by fugley@14 January 2004 - 22:05
I once found a condom with a pork pie in it...........that's all I have to add to this topic really.

Was it a new one

[fugley]

Originally posted by namzuf9+14 January 2004 - 21:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (namzuf9 @ 14 January 2004 - 21:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@14 January 2004 - 22:05
I once found a condom with a pork pie in it...........that&#39;s all I have to add to this topic really.&nbsp; &nbsp;

Was it a new one [/b][/quote]
nope eat said eat by the 3rd of october 1972

[WeeMouse]

I was jumping the middens (i think the real name for middens is "Bin shelter" or something&#33

Anyways, when you&#39;re wee, the big game is to jump the middens. I was jumping over some that were 3-4 feet wide. And i didn&#39;t jump enough apparently....

I fell halfway and hit my head off of a bin

A metal bin.

Ouch.

[BabyGeniuses]

I waz younger and i found did plastic thing in a alley which stupid me turned on. Turnz out was one of thoz things cops use, saber or whatever.
cuze i had no idea, i ended up holding it 2 long and went out.

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by BabyGeniuses@14 January 2004 - 18:02
I waz younger and i found did plastic thing in a alley which stupid me turned on. Turnz out was one of thoz things cops use, saber or whatever.
cuze i had no idea, i ended up holding it 2 long and went out.

Peace brotherdoobie

[RGX]

Originally posted by BabyGeniuses@14 January 2004 - 23:02
I waz younger and i found did plastic thing in a alley which stupid me turned on. Turnz out was one of thoz things cops use, saber or whatever.
cuze i had no idea, i ended up holding it 2 long and went out.

Translation -

I was younger and I found a plastic thing in an alley which stupid me turned on. Turns out it was one of those things cops use, a tazer or whatever.
Because I had no idea what was going on, i ended up holding it for too long and got knocked out.