Bullshit Drug Laws

[imnotanaddict]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@16 January 2004 - 09:29
also dont forget, if you are gettting pulled over for a DUI, wind all the windows down , so the car dont smell like a brewery

wouldnt that look a little suspicious in the wintertime especially.

[3RA1N1AC]

weed is bad for you anyway. smoking skunk makes you smell like... well... like skunk. quit trying to make my nose rot and fall off, from your skunkiness, man.

[imnotanaddict]

Originally posted by 3RA1N1AC@16 January 2004 - 09:59
weed is bad for you anyway. smoking skunk makes you smell like... well... like skunk. quit trying to make my nose rot and fall off, from your skunkiness, man.

that kind of skunk has a good smell or so I heard

[UKMan]

Originally posted by muchspl2@16 January 2004 - 09:54
I read in a press release on my local police dept's web site that patrol units are going to be examining the behavior of drivers more closely to determine whether or not they are stoned, and somehow this gives them probable cause to pull you over and search you! They are searching for these signs:

-Excessive/long signaling for every turn and lane change made
-Drive under or at the speed limit
-Stopping for yellow lights
-Courtesy/etiquette towards other drivers
-Long, slow and complete stops
-Stopping behind the white line
-Extremely straight driving

Anyone observed doing any 4 of these 7 things get pulled over..its law now

Good one, took me a couple of seconds.... but ace!!

Peace
UKMan

[Evil Gemini]

Stopping for yellow lights

i always thought it ment if you cant stop "fuckit"