Things Not To Say When Someone Is Sick?

[Canti]

Originally posted by Neo 721@4 March 2004 - 22:39
In the 1940's Feasants were shot down, then left to hang in the cold for a month. Then after that it will be full of maggots and flys and stuff. With these still in some poor buggar would have to pluck it then it is cooked with all the maggots still in and then eatan. :x

I think the guy is an idiot....
I would have eaten the pheasants BEFORE they got maggoty

and exactly how cold was it? flies get dopey after a certain temperature... I never see flies here in winter.

[Neo 721]

Apparenly maggots matured the meat, also maggots can survive long after flies are dead.

[Canti]

So what makes him a poor bugger if he actually wanted the maggots in his meat?

I think he gets an upgrade to gross bugger...

Personally id rather mature my meat with fire

[Neo 721]

If was refering to person that has to pluck it.

[Evil Gemini]

You could work in their with a very sad face and say to him that you have very bad news.

Then say that they had to remove his dick because whatever he had wrong with him infected it

[hooked]

or:

i thought i looked terrible

[jetje]

@repfan...

in your case.... hmmm...

probably "Hello i'm here" will be enough

[tilen76]

Or ...

"Would you like me to make you some liver perhaps?"

But keep a safety distance.

[silent VI]

Originally posted by jetje@5 March 2004 - 11:43
@repfan...

in your case.... hmmm...

probably "Hello i'm here" will be enough

that was badass

[Neo 721]

Tell him he's got the clap