I convinced someone that I lived in Betelgeuse. By French Polynesia. Wasn't very hard either, sadly.
But since many things have stars named after them, and as Betelgeuse is its own country (no, it's not in Iowa or Kentucky), I guess it's not that far-fetched.
I have to take the mango truck to the store now.
Edit: Forgot to mention my name is Ford.
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