Funny and weird Soulseek conversations... (part 2)

[Peerzy]

[celerystalksme] well doesnt this just suck scrotum

Didnt make sense in the convo either

[Tikibonbon]

[computerfreak76] pussy is pussy whether its related or not

[blitz]

* FuNkY CaPrIcOrN puts on the head phones and turns up some Waylon Jennings
[computerfreak76] now whos the redneck?
[blitz81388] rofl
[computerfreak76] oh wait
[computerfreak76] i have 1 waylon jennings song

[4th gen]

* Rocktron is so hungry, he could eat a cat
[Mad Cat] err..
* Mad Cat slips away

[Rocktron]

* Rocktron is shocked : When you take off your Virtual reality glasses, your dick looks kinda wee all of a sudden.....
[3rd gen noob] wtf are you rumbling about now?
[3rd gen noob] rappy, it's always been that size
[Rocktron] tell me about it
[Rocktron] *sigh

[Peerzy]

Originally posted by 4th gen@7 April 2004 - 10:17
* Rocktron is so hungry, he could eat a cat
[Mad Cat] err..
* Mad Cat slips away

LMFAO!!!

[blitz]

[3rd gen noob] what's the best holden road car?
[Ad.] there was the one year at bathurst here he was cruising led all the way 16-laps teh race is
[Ad.] 10 laps to go his tyres blow
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] https://filesharingtalk.com/index.php...&f=28&t=108176
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] new Bible in June!
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] wooohooo
[3rd gen noob] do you pay for that guide, FC?
[Ad.] http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/action...ry?vehicleid=12
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] for the amg insider mail?
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] or the site..nobody pays for the Bible
[Ad.] AMG are slow!!
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] the gods give it to us for free
[3rd gen noob] http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/action...w?modelid=12002 <--- that one ad?
[Ad.] they onyl update the mainstream pop crap
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] so we can teach others
[Ad.] yeah noob
[Ad.] my brother is a ford man
[3rd gen noob] why doesn&#39;t it give the weight?
[Ad.] teh Holden manaro won teh 24 hour race this year
[3rd gen noob] 330 bhp from a 5.7 litre engine
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] only 465nm of torque
[3rd gen noob] man, that&#39;s not a sports car, that&#39;s a tourer
[3rd gen noob] quote from a holden spokesperson: "Performance is at the heart of these machines; they have a better power to weight ratio than a Lamborghini Murcielago or Porsche 911 GT2."
[3rd gen noob] bollocks
[Ad.] lol
[3rd gen noob] they only have 330 bhp, so they&#39;d have to weight about 1100kg
[3rd gen noob] there&#39;s no way that&#39;s right
[3rd gen noob] the gt2 has 462 bhp and weighs 1440kg
[3rd gen noob] i.e. 320bhp/tonne
[3rd gen noob] the holden would have to weight about 1050kg
[3rd gen noob] and there&#39;s no way it does
[3rd gen noob] how much does it weigh, ad, do you know?
[3rd gen noob] the cv8 weighs 1640kg
[3rd gen noob] your holden spokesman was talking out his arse
[Ad.] lmao

Ad, you had no chance here

[Mad Cat]

[3rd gen noob] lol, i&#39;ve got a mental picture of a donkey wearing make up

[4th gen]

Originally posted by blitz81388+8 April 2004 - 03:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (blitz81388 &#064; 8 April 2004 - 03:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

[3rd gen noob] what&#39;s the best holden road car?
[Ad.] there was the one year at bathurst here he was cruising led all the way 16-laps teh race is
[Ad.] 10 laps to go his tyres blow
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] https://filesharingtalk.com/index.php...&f=28&t=108176
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] new Bible in June&#33;
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] wooohooo
[3rd gen noob] do you pay for that guide, FC?
[Ad.] http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/action...ry?vehicleid=12
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] for the amg insider mail?
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] or the site..nobody pays for the Bible
[Ad.] AMG are slow&#33;&#33;
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] the gods give it to us for free
[3rd gen noob] http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/action...w?modelid=12002 <--- that one ad?
[Ad.] they onyl update the mainstream pop crap
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] so we can teach others
[Ad.] yeah noob
[Ad.] my brother is a ford man
[3rd gen noob] why doesn&#39;t it give the weight?
[Ad.] teh Holden manaro won teh 24 hour race this year
[3rd gen noob] 330 bhp from a 5.7 litre engine
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] only 465nm of torque
[3rd gen noob] man, that&#39;s not a sports car, that&#39;s a tourer
[3rd gen noob] quote from a holden spokesperson: "Performance is at the heart of these machines; they have a better power to weight ratio than a Lamborghini Murcielago or Porsche 911 GT2."
[3rd gen noob] bollocks
[Ad.] lol
[3rd gen noob] they only have 330 bhp, so they&#39;d have to weight about 1100kg
[3rd gen noob] there&#39;s no way that&#39;s right
[3rd gen noob] the gt2 has 462 bhp and weighs 1440kg
[3rd gen noob] i.e. 320bhp/tonne
[3rd gen noob] the holden would have to weight about 1050kg
[3rd gen noob] and there&#39;s no way it does
[3rd gen noob] how much does it weigh, ad, do you know?
[3rd gen noob] the cv8 weighs 1640kg
[3rd gen noob] your holden spokesman was talking out his arse
[Ad.] lmao

Ad, you had no chance here [/b]

I actually emailed Holden Customer services about this...

Originally posted by 4th gen@
Hi, I live in the UK and was discussing the Holden CV8R with
an Australian friend. I found the following press release:
http://www.media.holden.com.au/division/ho..._melbourne.html
.
I was looking at this release and was slightly shocked to see the following
claim: "Performance is at the heart of these machines; they have a better
power to weight ratio than a Lamborghini Murcielago or Porsche 911 GT2."
I looked for technical data on the CV8R, the 911 GT2 and Murcielago. The
specs I could find on the CV8R were 245kW and 1640kg kerb weight. This
equates to roughly 203bhp/tonne. Pretty impressive, however, the Porsche
911 GT2 has 462 bhp and weighs 1440kg, leading to 320bhp/tonne. The
Murcielago has 580bhp and weighs 1650kg, leading to 351 bhp/tonne.
Am I missing out on something here?
Thanks in advance for your reply.

Their reply?

<!--QuoteBegin-Holden Customer Services
Please be advised that our Managing Director, Mr Dennis Mooney was
referring to our display vehicles; the Elfin MS8 Streamliner sports car,
designed and V8-powered by Holden in collaboration with the Elfin Sports
Car Company, powered by the 245 Kilowatt Gen III V8 matched to our Tremac
six-speed gearbox.[/quote]

However, this doesn&#39;t explain how they got the car down to the ~1050kg to meet the power to weight ratio required...

[Celerystalksme]

[3rd gen noob] but i don&#39;t like a company who lies
[CeLy] holden dont lie...they bend the truth a bit
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] they claim their cars are 600 kilos lighter than reality?
[3rd gen noob] that&#39;s like me saying my cock is 2 inches long

So what are you trying to say here??

Laters
Cely :music1: