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    Originally posted by danb@15 April 2004 - 17:52
    I think being a chicken sexer would be a pretty shit job
    Wasn't Spider_Dude saying somethng about that and how he had gone for an interview for it


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    a retards slave

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    Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 April 2004 - 07:41
    Subway Drivers

    I actually wouldnt mind that.

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    Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@15 April 2004 - 18:49
    Painting road signs.




    I have a friend who does that.

    He gets paid an insane amount of money to stand there and stencil a road. Something in the area of $25/hour (and that's USD).

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
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    My job can be shitty at times.

    One time I had to run cable under an old construction trailer in DC.

    You know how you might see an object but really pay attention?

    Well I was crawling under the trailer with spiders and webbing all over the place, I saw something...but kept crawling, even with a couple cockroaches that dropped down onto may head from the floor above.

    I keep crawling to other end, feed the cable through then turn around back the way I came (through the trash and spiders).

    When I'm near getting from under there, it felt like something was hooked onto my arm.

    I pull away towards my face and there staring at me was a partially skeletonized dead cat with bugs and shit running all over it.

    When I say towards my face I mean RIGHT IN MY FACE!!!

    I crawled from under there so fast that ripped through my protective overalls and my jeans getting through the opening.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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  7. Lounge   -   #27
    Originally posted by vidcc@16 April 2004 - 00:03
    i always thought that a proctologist had a pretty bum job


    Suprised no one else got that.

    Umm, Gravedigger would be the pits. And hosting a show like Maury or Jerry Springer would not be fun at all. Dealing with perverts and physchos all day? What eternal bliss.

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