Stupid Story's

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22+7 May 2004 - 22:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 7 May 2004 - 22:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@7 May 2004 - 17:13
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nope i believe i beat him



i only shadow sam4 [/b][/quote]
Its a pretty big shadow too

[bujub22]

Originally posted by amphoteric88+7 May 2004 - 17:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (amphoteric88 @ 7 May 2004 - 17:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@7 May 2004 - 21:11
let them know who still the #1 spammer

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old.... where&#39;s a updated version?

[amphoteric88]

Originally posted by bujub22@7 May 2004 - 21:20
old.... where&#39;s a updated version?

It&#39;s not there any more...you ever made 172 posts in a day before? (before they counted in the lounge)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by amphoteric88+7 May 2004 - 17:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (amphoteric88 @ 7 May 2004 - 17:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@7 May 2004 - 21:20
old.... where&#39;s a updated version?

It&#39;s not there any more...you ever made 172 posts in a day before? (before they counted in the lounge) [/b][/quote]
maybe?? ............


and if they count now in the lounge then who cares about the past , past dweller jk jk

[Chevy]

Posts per day: 38.9

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Chevy@7 May 2004 - 17:24
Posts per day: 38.9

hey im workin on that ....................


it&#39;s been a slow week

[bujub22]

,1987]

There was the woman who took literally the salesman&#39;s pitch that her new van equipped with cruise control would practically drive itself. Days later, the woman was cruising along a highway in the Washington, D.C., area, when her baby started crying from the back of the van. The dutiful mother momentarily left the wheel to get the baby, and a multiple-car crash (with only minor injuries) ensued. Allstate paid off that claim.


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1995]

This guy saves up his money and finally gets the van he always wanted. Fridge and tv in the back, all the works. He starts driving out on a country road that leads to his home. He sets the van on cruise control and gets out of the drivers seat and goes into the back to get a beer. The van of course goes off the road, and when the paramedics ask him what happened, he said he thought he had auto-pilot.


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1993]

An old china man was driving along in his motor home. He turned on his &#39;cruise control&#39;. Apparently misunderstanding the function of &#39;cruise control&#39;, he then went into the back of the motor home. The motor home drove off the road and crashed.

Apparently he did not realize that &#39;cruise control&#39; is not &#39;autopilot.&#39;

[bujub22]

Where does the thread go?
"A woman working for us kept complaining that her mouse would only move an inch or two on the screen and then just stop and she said the buttons on the mouse were impossible to use. After several visits by our on-site support people, who swore there was nothing wrong, and two mouse replacements, I insisted the technician have her demonstrate the problem. (We are a 24-hour operation Hotel/Casino, and the user wasn&#39;t usually on-shift when the technicians were available to work on the equipment). The tech called me back absolutely hysterical. Turned out the woman, who works in the middle of the casino, had the mouse on the floor and was pushing it around with her bare foot because she thought it looked just like her sewing machine peddle. She works with at least three other people who use mice on their workstations within five feet of her but she apparently never thought to use her mouse the way they used theirs." -- Patricia F.

[DanB]

Your up to 39 now

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@7 May 2004 - 17:38
Your up to 39 now

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