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  1. 07-09-2004, 12:38 PM #21
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    Originally posted by SensualBarfing+9 July 2004 - 22:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 9 July 2004 - 22:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@9 July 2004 - 14:02
    a hooker was your girlfriend?

    neat.
    That could have it&#39;s advantages.

    She has a fine income.

    She knows all the tricks there are to know..............

    She is probably goodlooking.....


    Forget all the above when she is addicted.

    But, hey, chances are you are an addict yourself in that case..............



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    yes, i will admit...i am a sex addict
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  3. 07-09-2004, 12:41 PM Lounge   -   #22
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    Originally posted by Celerystalksme+9 July 2004 - 14:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 9 July 2004 - 14:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by SensualBarfing@9 July 2004 - 22:13
    <!--QuoteBegin-Keikan
    @9 July 2004 - 14:02
    a hooker was your girlfriend?

    neat.

    That could have it&#39;s advantages.

    She has a fine income.

    She knows all the tricks there are to know..............

    She is probably goodlooking.....


    Forget all the above when she is addicted.

    But, hey, chances are you are an addict yourself in that case..............



    Yogi
    yes, i will admit...i am a sex addict [/b][/quote]
    Hey, join the forces&#33;&#33;&#33;

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  5. 07-09-2004, 12:53 PM Lounge   -   #23
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    Originally posted by SensualBarfing+9 July 2004 - 22:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 9 July 2004 - 22:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Celerystalksme@9 July 2004 - 14:46
    Originally posted by SensualBarfing@9 July 2004 - 22:13
    <!--QuoteBegin-Keikan
    @9 July 2004 - 14:02
    a hooker was your girlfriend?

    neat.

    That could have it&#39;s advantages.

    She has a fine income.

    She knows all the tricks there are to know..............

    She is probably goodlooking.....


    Forget all the above when she is addicted.

    But, hey, chances are you are an addict yourself in that case..............



    Yogi

    yes, i will admit...i am a sex addict
    Hey, join the forces&#33;&#33;&#33;

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    yes the forces are too strong not to join
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  7. 07-09-2004, 12:59 PM Lounge   -   #24
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    Originally posted by Celerystalksme+9 July 2004 - 11:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 9 July 2004 - 11:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 00:42
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    @8 July 2004 - 14:33
    Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

    how did you manage that?

    - better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

    - post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

    - had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

    - I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..
    it was my girlfriend at the time [/b][/quote]
    I see, but there is still something unclear about all of this


    didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex
    So you only had sex with her the once, or you paid all the other times?
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  9. 07-09-2004, 01:22 PM Lounge   -   #25
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    Originally posted by manker+9 July 2004 - 23:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 9 July 2004 - 23:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Celerystalksme@9 July 2004 - 11:54
    Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 00:42
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    @8 July 2004 - 14:33
    Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

    how did you manage that?

    - better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

    - post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

    - had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

    - I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..

    it was my girlfriend at the time
    I see, but there is still something unclear about all of this


    didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex
    So you only had sex with her the once, or you paid all the other times? [/b][/quote]
    it is a long story

    i payed for it in other ways
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  11. 07-09-2004, 01:29 PM Lounge   -   #26
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    Originally posted by Celerystalksme+9 July 2004 - 13:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 9 July 2004 - 13:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 23:07
    Originally posted by Celerystalksme@9 July 2004 - 11:54
    Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 00:42
    <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme
    @8 July 2004 - 14:33
    Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

    how did you manage that?

    - better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

    - post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

    - had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

    - I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..

    it was my girlfriend at the time

    I see, but there is still something unclear about all of this


    didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex
    So you only had sex with her the once, or you paid all the other times?
    it is a long story

    i payed for it in other ways [/b][/quote]
    I feel for bad for you. seems like it&#39;s always the same with those pros turned girlfriends, old habits die hard and you always end up paying for it one way or another - look at Richard Gere
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  13. 07-09-2004, 01:44 PM Lounge   -   #27
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    Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 23:37
    I feel for bad for you. seems like it&#39;s always the same with those pros turned girlfriends, old habits die hard and you always end up paying for it one way or another - look at Richard Gere
    as they say on jerry springer "Ya can&#39;t turn a hoe into a housewife*
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  17. 07-09-2004, 06:40 PM Lounge   -   #29
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    hypothetically speaking If I have a friend who is a lady of the night and I give her a lift to work, have I picked up a hooker?
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  19. 07-09-2004, 06:41 PM Lounge   -   #30
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    Originally posted by brenda@9 July 2004 - 19:48
    hypothetically speaking If I have a friend who is a lady of the night and I give her a lift to work, have I picked up a hooker?
    No
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