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[clocker]

Learn to love it.

Next week we'll be a adding a new vegetable that should warm your conservative heart.


Ketchup.

And it won't be Heinz either.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker@14 July 2004 - 22:46
Ketchup.

And it won't be Heinz either.

Mrs. j2 and I are having a set-to over this very thing.

Our marriage hangs in the balance, I fear.

[Biggles]

It is sad fact that Heinz ketchup does taste better.

Will this herald in an era of Republicans decanting Heinz into non-Heinz containers?
















We should be told - shock, horror!!

On second thoughts that is "taking it too far".

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Biggles@15 July 2004 - 16:36
It is sad fact that Heinz ketchup does taste better.

Will this herald in an era of Republicans decanting Heinz into non-Heinz containers?
















We should be told - shock, horror!!

On second thoughts that is "taking it too far".

Bootleg ketchup.

Oh, the horror.

We've decided definitely to forego the other 56 varieties, however.

Heinz remains the Saudi crude of the condiment set.

Besides, as many who have been here a while know:

Wars have been fought over ketchup.

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by j2k4@15 July 2004 - 22:31

Wars have been fought over ketchup.

And still are.....


Although there's a ceasefire at the moment

[vidcc]

In the same way that many misguided people consider tomatoes a vegetable, i consider ketchup a sauce

I know i'm wrong as many chefs will let me know but i somehow think that putting tomato sauce on my hot dog is far more sophisticated than ketchup

[clocker]

Originally posted by vidcc@15 July 2004 - 16:37
but i somehow think that putting tomato sauce on my hot dog is far more sophisticated than ketchup

If you are eating a hot dog does "sophistication" enter the picture at all?

Mrs. j2 and I are having a set-to over this very thing.

The lovely Distaff J is opting for a lesser brand?
Clearly, the long and brutal Northern winters have driven her beyond reason.
Sorry to say, it may be time to put her down.

[vidcc]

Originally posted by clocker+15 July 2004 - 18:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 15 July 2004 - 18:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-vidcc@15 July 2004 - 16:37
but i somehow think that putting tomato sauce on my hot dog is far more sophisticated than ketchup

If you are eating a hot dog does "sophistication" enter the picture at all?

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How high over your head did that fly??????

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker+15 July 2004 - 20:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker &#064; 15 July 2004 - 20:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-vidcc@15 July 2004 - 16:37
but i somehow think that putting tomato sauce on my hot dog is far more sophisticated than ketchup

If you are eating a hot dog does "sophistication" enter the picture at all?

Mrs. j2 and I are having a set-to over this very thing.

The lovely Distaff J is opting for a lesser brand?
Clearly, the long and brutal Northern winters have driven her beyond reason.
Sorry to say, it may be time to put her down.[/b][/quote]
Surely not; she has, so far, demonstrated foursquare resistance to my blandishments about her choice of ketchup, and has likewise assured me she doesn&#39;t quibble with the fact of having enriched, thereby, a Benedict Arnold-off-shore concern which (coincidentally, of course) enriches the evil Kerry.

She did, however, make me promise not to tell anyone, so keep it quiet, eh?

I could make do with Del Monte.....