Liberals Fuck You If You Don't Vote Conservative

**BigBank_Hank** · 07-26-2004, 04:41 PM

It would be nice if we all knew what you were talking about.

QUOTE (FTheVote.com)
SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control! Everyone knows liberals are hotter than conservatives - we look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack. We must use this to our advantage - as one more weapon in a diverse arsenal to strip the conservatives of their power (by stripping them of their clothes first).

Believe it or not, even the most seemingly deeply rooted right-wing ideologue can be manipulated by sex. As we all know, the sex drive is a powerful beast that has the potential to change people. People lie for sex, they cheat for sex, they even kill for sex - and you can be sure that they will change the way they think (and therefore vote) for sex. All you need to be armed with are your sexy progressive values, a razor-sharp wit, your genitalia, and a mindset that doesn't mind taking one for the team.

At Fuck The Vote we provide a Pledge Sheet that can be used conveniently before becoming physically intimate with a conservative, The Pledge Sheet asks the signee to make a promise to vote for anyone but George Bush in the November election. FTV has not endorsed a single candidate but recommends strategic voting. We also encourage FTV fans to take road trips this summer to swing(er) states to collect pledges. If you collect a pledge let us know about it on the Swinger States page! Have safe fun fucking over Bush while fucking for votes.

I’m sorry I thought that it was quite obvious.

**Busyman** · 07-26-2004, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@26 July 2004 - 12:42

It would be nice if we all knew what you were talking about.

QUOTE (FTheVote.com)
SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control! Everyone knows liberals are hotter than conservatives - we look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack. We must use this to our advantage - as one more weapon in a diverse arsenal to strip the conservatives of their power (by stripping them of their clothes first).

Believe it or not, even the most seemingly deeply rooted right-wing ideologue can be manipulated by sex. As we all know, the sex drive is a powerful beast that has the potential to change people. People lie for sex, they cheat for sex, they even kill for sex - and you can be sure that they will change the way they think (and therefore vote) for sex. All you need to be armed with are your sexy progressive values, a razor-sharp wit, your genitalia, and a mindset that doesn't mind taking one for the team.

At Fuck The Vote we provide a Pledge Sheet that can be used conveniently before becoming physically intimate with a conservative, The Pledge Sheet asks the signee to make a promise to vote for anyone but George Bush in the November election. FTV has not endorsed a single candidate but recommends strategic voting. We also encourage FTV fans to take road trips this summer to swing(er) states to collect pledges. If you collect a pledge let us know about it on the Swinger States page! Have safe fun fucking over Bush while fucking for votes.

I’m sorry I thought that it was quite obvious.

Hence my comment.....

You are a stilted thinker.

.....for grouping all liberals together due to a "get out and vote" posting.

**vidcc** · 07-26-2004, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by Alex H@25 July 2004 - 22:47
I think it's newsworthy - Would you change your vote for sex?

It will be interesting to see what becomes of this...

I agree that it's a good social question, perhaps talk club.
I wouldn't change my vote for sex, but then as one that has been tagged with a "liberal" ticket because i think so little of Bush i don't have to worry about getting sex anyway.

( it does help of course that i am married to the worlds most beautiful woman).
The site is purely for fun and i think at least one person took it seriously by the looks of it. My state of NM is apparently a swing state so i am going to advise all my single friends to pretend to be Bush supporters and thereby get them laid...

Of course my opinion is that if Bush gets in again we will be f@#**d plenty for the next 4 years....bend over and brace

**Alex H** · 07-27-2004, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by vidcc@26 July 2004 - 17:47
i am married to the worlds most beautiful woman).

My girlfriend never said she was married

**BigBank_Hank** · 07-27-2004, 02:55 AM

Vid you must be in heaven tonight with a Clinton on every station on the TV

I have my TV unplugged ATM

**Darth Sushi** · 07-27-2004, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by Alex H@26 July 2004 - 06:47
I think it's newsworthy - Would you change your vote for sex?

If she's hot...yeah. After all, my slong also has a head of it's own.

Besides, the only Bush I trust is the one I can tap.

**Sprocket** · 07-27-2004, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@26 July 2004 - 20:56
Vid you must be in heaven tonight with a Clinton on every station on the TV I have my TV unplugged ATM

Why unplug the tube?
Afraid Clinton would comandeer the Cartoon Network too?

**Busyman** · 07-27-2004, 12:52 PM

I was at my mom's house and she had the Dem Convention playing.

The only person I watched was Clinton. Compared to Clinton, Kerry is Lerch.

I grew tired of the Kerry Dick Sucking Contest (I unfortunately could hear the Convention in the backround).

He is Joe Blow politician to me.