I Cant Go To Sleep.bore Me 2 Death

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this is tripped out:

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What did one gay sperm say to the other?

"Man, how'd we get into this shit?"

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Originally posted by cpt_azad@12 August 2004 - 09:03
this is tripped out:

KOl

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The Gates of Heaven
Dolly Parton and the queen of England die on the same day. They both reach heaven at the same time and are greated by Saint Peter. St. Peter says, "well ladies I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have almost reached our quota for the day, the bad news is only one of you can enter heaven. I will give both of you 5 minutes to plead your case as to why you should be accepted into heaven."

So Dolly says, "I will go First." She takes a step back, pauses for a moment, then rips off her shirt exposing herself to St. Peter.

St. Peter smiles and he says, " very convincing argument, queen, you may proceed."

So the queen smirks and reaches into her purse and pulls out a duetsche. She proceeds with the cleaning right in front of St. Peter. Once she finishes she smiles at Dolly and yells to St. Peter to grab her lugage as she starts walking toward the pearly gates. St. Peter immediately grabs her things and starts to make his way behind her.

Dolly, taken back, grabs his arm and says, "that was disgusting, how can you let her in for that?" St. Peter smiles and says, "Dolly, everyone knows a Royal Flush always beats a pair."

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Is this real?

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Time 2 smoke

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Originally posted by cpt_azad@12 August 2004 - 09:08

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colt45joe Here?