It's November 5th
What does this mean?
Everyone in the uk goes out and lights a massive bonfire all at once
Damn we're clever
Also as long as you're over 16 you can go buy some serious explosive devices (also known as fireworks) from many local shops and go round fireing them into peoples cars and houses and people
Also a chance for lil kiddies to make up a doll resembling some Guy to put on top of a bonfire and watch him burn..... while cheering
Just think, all this to celebrate some geezer who ages ago fucked up a crap plot to blow up the houses of parliment Oh if only they had blue peter back then, he would have known that if he used Plain Flour instead of gun powder, he would have got away with it
A small explosive device on one of the barrels would have been enough to ignite the lot and.....Kaboom!! , what a muppet
So anyway, we're celebrating this cock up by giving the ozone layer some serious shit tonight
Happy Watch the bloke burn ontop of the fire then explode some stuff day
Jonno
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