1.(Tip) How to make a Crap Hollywood Movie

[cpt_azad]

anything with tom cruise or ben affleck in it

[ahctlucabbuS]

anything with tom cruise or ben affleck in it

Now that is bullshit:

The last samurai
Magnolia
Minority report
Collateral
Eyes Wide shut
Interview with the vampire
The Firm
The color of money

All good/great films (Eyes wide shut beeing one of my favorite Kubrick films)

Tom

As for Ben affleck? Well Good will hunting was sort of entertaining, but you are mostly right.

[Cheese]

Bombard the viewer with product placement.

I, Robot was very guilty of this.

Also, make a film of a much loved comic book hero but just totally change everything about what made the comic good.

Batman is very guilty of this, and let us not forget the atrocity that was The Punisher.

[Smurfette]

I guess you hated cousin Arnold in T2!

...and Terminator

[cpt_azad]

Now that is bullshit:

The last samurai
Magnolia
Minority report
Collateral
Eyes Wide shut
Interview with the vampire
The Firm
The color of money

All good/great films (Eyes wide shut beeing one of my favorite Kubrick films)

Tom

As for Ben affleck? Well Good will hunting was sort of entertaining, but you are mostly right.

alright so last samurai and minority report deserve recognition, but none of the other films do (magnolia fuckin sucked )

[Afronaut]

A movie based on a book or series of books tends to fail more often than succeed.

Stephen King.

I like some of the books, movies suck more or less.

[{I}{K}{E}]

A movie based on a book or series of books tends to fail more often than succeed.

Stephen King.

I like some of the books, movies suck more or less.

Rose Red is great
https://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=11152

[ahctlucabbuS]

alright so last samurai and minority report deserve recognition, but none of the other films do (magnolia fuckin sucked )

Well you picked two of the poorest films on that list IMO, with magnolia and eyes wide shut beeing the best... but it's all subjective.

Still a bullshit pick of the lot though

[Smurfette]

Rose Red is great
https://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=11152

I haven't seen or read that one; I must get into a bookstore more often.
The Green Mile & Misery were great - and neither in the 'horror' genre at all - but he's right, almost every other SK adaptation sucks the big one.

[Cheese]

Make it too short - Daredevil.

Make it too long - The Postman, Waterworld.