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Thread: Older pick up lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    An elderly gentleman, very well dressed, (in his mid 90's) with
    hair
    well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling
    slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well cared for


    walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

    Seated at the bar is an elderly lady (mid 80's), also well
    dressed
    and attractive, is sitting alone.

    The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink,
    takes a sip, turns to her and says,

    "So tell me, .......
    do I come here often?"


    I dont remember that happening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by killer04
    Uhm i think that this is to show that old people tend to forget things
    oh, still dont get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCanuk
    oh, still dont get it

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    Neither do i...

    Oh you mean the joke..


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    You guys kill me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    You guys kill me...
    awwww

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    The posts in this thread are funnier than the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCanuk
    oh, still dont get it
    Aww thats ok canuk that u dont get it, now go back and play with ur legos and u'll get it in a few more years...lol jk...

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