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    At least they weren't throwing fireworks at the seagulls.

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    Me: Oi! how would you like it if I throw stones at you?
    Him: Sorry mate what?
    Me: You're standing there letting your kids throw stones at seaguls
    Him: No their not, their throwing them in the sea
    Me: Does it seem like I'm deaf and blind?
    Him: What?
    Me: I saw one hit and your kid told you about it and you put your thumb up
    Him: Yeah but he's not hurtinh them
    at this point you should have beat the crap out of him, and asked if it hurts
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    I would have beat the crap out of Jonno, either verbally or physically, for trying to show me up in front of my wife and kids.

    But then my kids wouldn't have been throwing stones at seagulls with my approval -- I'd have found a reason tho', fecking yokels
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    lol, nah Manky you would'nt

    In all seriousness tho, it's a shitty lowlife thing to do, to kill someting for food or because it's a pest is one thing, but stoning birds is a caveman thing, hello anyone wanna join me in the 21st century....... "He'll be a man when he's made his first kill" ffs!!

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    Yes I would, don't forget my ninja status, you hernia ridden unfit specimin

    Since when have seagulls not been pests, btw
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    Fecking seagulls down here would throw stones back at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JP
    I can kill with a thought.
    Tis a common trait of the Apple Ninja.

    JP's Geputation > My Geputation

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    Last week i watched with pride as my son flung some stones at a pair of swans, they are alot slower than seagulls, but he's only 2. Maybe next year i'll let him loose on some gulls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by callum
    Last week i watched with pride as my son flung some stones at a pair of swans, they are alot slower than seagulls, but he's only 2. Maybe next year i'll let him loose on some gulls.


    Take him to Norfolk to do the stone throwing thing and when Jonno does his angry local act, kick him in the bollocks and let the young 'un poke him in his hernia scar while he is writhing on the floor.

    That'll teach him
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Since when have seagulls not been pests, btw
    Seaguls are pests in many places, not here, places like Newquay are over run by them , bloody great browny type things, we get black headed guls here, proper seaguls
    And no one has a problem, they stay down the beach

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