black friday is near, here is some ad's

[GepperRankins]

Bustychap

What's with the name calling all of a sudden, stanker and Improper Weirdo, I Smell Thee?

it was because your cheapskateness reminds him of hippychick


and actually manker, i'd say the other way round

when dudes go shopping they go in, they get what they want then leave. women... it's pissing me off thinking about it

[manker]

I refuse to go shopping with women. In fact, I'm pretty good at not going shopping, ever.

There is no way any self respecting man would meticulously plan a shopping trip like that to save himself a few quid. Shopping is girly, planning to go shopping is girlier and planning to go shopping for bargains is the girliest thing since big pink bows.

[GepperRankins]

i only leave the house to get computer games

i find clothes shopping stressful and embarrassing - "excuse me sir, the mens section is through there"

[manker]

i only leave the house to get computer games

What if you want some pop and sweets from the garage

[GepperRankins]

tesco home delivery

[manker]

Quality.

I think Iceland do a free home delivery service for your shopping - I did it once but it took longer than actually going shopping. Much easier to send a woman because they like it anyhow.

Win win

[GepperRankins]

i need a woman :seedler:

[Cheese]

i need a woman :seedler:

[GepperRankins]

they never deliver

[manker]

Dave, if you save up and go to Talin for a week, you're practically guarenteed to find some hawt model chick who wants to emigrate to the UK - some of 'em don't even mind if it's Leeds.

All you've gotta do is marry them