Done that too.Originally Posted by 15%
I was drunk.
I was also close to having 2 women, was drunk, they licking and kissing on each other while I was in their bedroom.
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Done that too.
I was drunk.
I was also close to having 2 women, was drunk, they licking and kissing on each other while I was in their bedroom.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
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kissed do you know how many germs are in the mouth?
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake if you leave the light on you can avoid mistakes
french-kissed not going anywhere near those darn froggies
gotten totally naked with someone well duh
had phone sex physically impossible...i looked and couldn't find a hole
done a strip-tease when the wallpaper needs cahnging i am brutal about it...i never tease it
golden showers I can only afford a normal chrome unit
given oral sex this is the first time i've talked about sex
sex on camera the bed is bigger and more comfortable
received oral sex oh god some people never shut up about sex
sex with drugs is this about enjoying suppositories ?
had sex about a million paternity blood test say i have
sex with multiple people yes but not at the same time
sex to cause jealousy aren't all people jealous when someone else is getting some ?
used sex toys i think it would be more sanitary to buy new
bondage it's impolite to talk about portfolios and money
bought sex toys well barbie is pretty hot
sex with an ex whos ex?
bought used sex toys refer above
sex with a teacher or boss to be honest my wife is the boss, and any man that thinks he is in charge is mistaken
Last edited by vidcc; 12-07-2004 at 04:37 PM.
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Yes I've cried.......
The only way that I can explain why is that sometimes an orgasm is so intense that it takes control of every cell in the body, every synapse in the brain and every emotion in the soul. It's like we (humans) cry when we are happy or sad...... the key is extremes....... an intense orgasm is like the opposite of a nervous breakdown it's a fixup. It's the best
I've never made a guy cry whilst having sex with me though.
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kissed do you know how many germs are in the mouth?
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake if you leave the light on you can avoid mistakes
french-kissed not going anywhere near those darn froggies
gotten totally naked with someone well duh
had phone sex physically impossible...i looked and couldn't find a hole
done a strip-tease when the wallpaper needs cahnging i am brutal about it...i never tease it
golden showers I can only afford a normal chrome unit
given oral sex this is the first time i've talked about sex
sex on camera the bed is bigger and more comfortable
received oral sex oh god some people never shut up about sex
sex with drugs is this about enjoying suppositories ?
had sex about a million paternity blood test say i have
sex with multiple people yes but not at the same time
sex to cause jealousy aren't all people jealous when someone else is getting some ?
used sex toys i think it would be more sanitary to buy new
bondage it's impolite to talk about portfolios and money
bought sex toys well barbie is pretty hot
sex with an ex whos ex?
bought used sex toys refer above
sex with a teacher or boss to be honest my wife is the boss, and any man that thinks he is in charge is mistakenlmao
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j/k...or am I?
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had sex, hoping to make someone love you ~~~had sex with Billy to make Timmy love me but he fell for Jack and Jack's an ex-con and cut him and Tracy said that she heard Fiona say that Carl was talking to Amy about Steven who's with Carla who's two-timing him with Natrishia who's Jack's ex-wife and in love with Billy who give my aids and I'm with Tommy who's sister friend's brother's half-brother's father's co-worker's mum's lover's friend's daughter's friend's school teacher's brother is G.W.Bush!!! OMG!!!!11111 Can U LiKe FoOkin Beliv htat!!!1112222???//
Looking for loopholes
Don't encourage her.
I have this 24/7
Sheesh!
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Sheeshit'sDon't encourage her.
I have this 24/7
Sheesh!
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