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    [font=I bet you're all fed up of finding out what the font is hiding tho, eh?]There are six people reading it now[/font]
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    [font=I only put that winky smiley there to make it look like I'm joking]The prototype is actually a series of needle-like lasers which aim for criss-cross mutilation, rather than the crude penetration of your common or garden knife - but you're getting the idea[/font]
    What the heckling habitat is a garden knife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    Sorry, its just tat it says it so erm I used it
    fair comment

    I should have taken your action man eagle eye ness into consideration when initially compiling my post....which I have now editted to reflect your observation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    [font=I bet you're all fed up of finding out what the font is hiding tho, eh?]There are six people reading it now[/font]
    are you Statto in disguise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    What the heckling habitat is a garden knife?
    [font=I could probably think of something but I remember a while ago we had exactly the same discussion and joto came up with some lame arsed use for a knife in the garden, can't remember what it was but he is the expert, not me.]Jonno knows.[/font]
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    What the heckling habitat is a garden knife?
    A spade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)
    fair comment

    I should have taken your action man eagle eye ness into consideration when initially compiling my post....which I have now editted to reflect your observation.

    nicely done

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    [font=I could probably think of something but I remember a while ago we had exactly the same discussion and joto came up with some lame arsed use for a knife in the garden, can't remember what it was but he is the expert, not me.]Jonno knows.[/font]
    Is it to do with uphill gardening?

    And did you get free gloves when you bought it?

    Jonno

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    nicely done
    I kinda struggled to keep it up to the minute so went for the all encompassing general answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Is it to do with uphill gardening?

    And did you get free gloves when you bought it?

    Jonno
    Don't think so
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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