Anyone ever been to Swindon?

[manker]

I think I know why but pm me with it anyway, you fun spoiling bar-steward

[Cheese]

I think I know why but pm me with it anyway, you fun spoiling bar-steward

I have no idea what you're talking about. I shall not be copping off with any birds in Swindon whatsoever (as you infer with your previous post). I can't believe you'd suggest such a thing.

[manker]

Fat chicks eat cheese, it's a well know fact.

And not cottage cheese (coz that's mangep's job)

Sometimes, cheese festers on fat chicks too. In the folds, like.

mangep would be upset at the thought of a cheese cottage

[ginguar]

Swindon's not amazing but there are far worse places to go such as Reading for example. All the women are kind of towny so I suppose there is a pretty good chance of a shag with most of them.

[Biggles]

Big army college just outside Swindon. I spent a couple of weeks there but never really saw outside the Mess - unless it was for a quick whack around the site golf course. I got the impression that Swindon was a bit dull. However, it was the fastest growing town in the UK or Europe or somesuch so it might be better now. When I lived in Bath I remember that the Swindon Townies used to fight with the Bristol City mob (although they may no longer be in the same league).

[Cheese]

There is a rather huge chav population here, the pubs are good though. I'll do a proper review when I retun home to sunny Plymouth.

[manker]

There is a rather huge chav population here, the pubs are good though. I'll do a proper review when I retun home to sunny Plymouth.

Maybe they're overspilling down the M4 and into where I live, they certainly don't sound like they're from around here.


Damn Swindon chavs :glare: