Relationship Tips

[Illuminati]

The Spanish Fly Says it all

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The Spanish Fly Says it all

DING-DONG

[Yogi]

DING-DONG

=Tralalaaaa!!!!


YoTraLaDong

[brenda]

When it's the one night that you see you boyfriend all week don't mention that you would rather be in Sheffield watching a live band than sat at home watching the England game

[ginguar]

Never ask "is it in yet"

[Gemby!]

dump them

[Snee]

When it involves guys;

-Never ask start a question with the word 'why'. Apparently it implies hostility

-Don't insult ex-girlfriends. It's only a privilige for them

- If they're not feeling well ALWAYS show sympathy. Don't ask for sympathy in return, it is 'childish'

- When discussing problems in the relationship, always use the term 'we' , even where it actually just concerns 'him'. Unless you want to find out what a cornered animal really looks like

- If you make a mistake they made in the past, never refer back to it. It's called digging up the past. To them the term 'relating' has something to do with haberdasherryand the likes and is therefore highly un-masculin

- Everything you say when drunk will be used against you. This obviously does not work the other way around as they were 'just' drunk


:vicious:

Just accept that women may at times feel one of the above is the case, even if it isn't, 'tis just better to go with the flow and apologize rather than try and point out that they aren't being rational..

[Skweeky1]

Ask them to explain something they've done wrong (after they admitted doing something wrong of course)