25 Things To Do With A Frog

[tesco]

photoshop him.

[Smith]

Explode him

[Biggles]

Get him stoned on crack, then steal his bike.



rum rumrum raaaa rum riiim

Somebody told me that it costs £7.00 (about $12) a month just to be a member of this little git's club and that is before you buy the ring tone. Loads of kids have been rooked and loads of parents can't understand why they are putting so much money on their kids phones.

Or have I been subjected to another urban myth?

[Lilmiss]

That sounds right, although he is adorable.
I've hunted and hunted for a lil gif of him doing his stuff, but to no avail.

And my phone isn't compatible, so I have to make the Vroom-Rum-Rum noises myself, when the phone rings.

[ahctlucabbuS]

If you'd used a duck instead you could have added 'masturbate' to your list,

Oh well :shrug:



http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/39939.htm

[Lilmiss]

You masturbate ducks?

Sick, theres a lot I need to learn about Norweigen culture.

[ahctlucabbuS]

Well apparently you can get the duck to do it for you

However, if the duck was beeing masturbated I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be voluntary on the duck's part

And I'm pretty sure the thread title was 25 things to do with a frog, not

25 things to do to a frog.

Now that'd be an interested read however, and if there's ever such a thread created I'd like to be the first contributer with the word 'masturbate'.

[Lilmiss]

if there's ever such a thread created I'd like to be the first contributer with the word 'masturbate'.

Well that goes without saying.
I would like the phrase, "Shoot it with an elastic band" added.

Guess beastiality just isn't my thang.


I know that alot of bizarre casulaties happen daily, but I've yet to hear of Duck Clamp. Do update us if it happens.

[Lilmiss]

ooops.

[Guillaume]

That sounds right, although he is adorable.
I've hunted and hunted for a lil gif of him doing his stuff, but to no avail.

And my phone isn't compatible, so I have to make the Vroom-Rum-Rum noises myself, when the phone rings.

Can't do anything about the vrooming sounds though.