America is the root of all that's evil.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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America is the root of all that's evil.
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Originally Posted by Withcheese
They should breed pigeons and seagulls that can eat and digest chewing gum. Finally a use for these flying vermin.Why not use the gum to stick down the pigeons and seagulls, then spray the whole lot with liquid nitrogen.
You don't get gum on your shoes because it is neatly covered by a pest, and you could turn the "bashing" into some sort of sport. 2 problems solved and recreational exercise at the same time.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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That is, quite possibly, the best idea I've ever read.Why not use the gum to stick down the pigeons and seagulls, then spray the whole lot with liquid nitrogen.
You don't get gum on your shoes because it is neatly covered by a pest, and you could turn the "bashing" into some sort of sport. 2 problems solved and recreational exercise at the same time.
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