just a thought (a gross one that isn't gross. you've just been brainwashed)

[TheDave]

i just tested to see how many times and i wrap 2 ply paper 4 times which makes it 16 ply. whats wrong with that?

[Busyman]

i just tested to see how many times and i wrap 2 ply paper 4 times which makes it 16 ply. whats wrong with that?

Nothing. I probably do the same.....but I wash my hands afterwards.

[Virtualbody1234]

On a different but similar subject...

Did'nt your mother teach you to wash your hands after peeing?

My mother taught me not to piss on my hands.

[Expire]

One thing i have learnt is to pile some bog roll at the bottom of the bog B4 u have a shit, this is to stop the splash.

anyone else do this?

[Yogi]

One thing i have learnt is to pile some bog roll at the bottom of the bog B4 u have a shit, this is to stop the splash.

anyone else do this?

You don't like teh spash????

Incredible........

[Arm]

when you do a poo. why do you have to wash your hands?

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html

Yeah I know that articles for peeing. Read it anyway.

[Expire]

You don't like teh spash????

Incredible........

Yeah the sound of it makes ufeel good and all CAPLONK!!!!

But...its the water splashing an ur ass i cant take

[Biggles]

This requires referral to Dame Edna for adjudication.

[vidcc]

I take it you flush after you wipe. And i take it that every other person in the house flushes after they use the toilet.... and i assume this is done before they wash their hands. so you would be picking up all the germs from the lever.

[vidcc]

You don't like teh spash????

Anyone that knows anything about olympic judges knows that the diver gets marked down if there is a splash