Happy Birthday, Bigglesworth!

**hobbes** · 03-13-2005, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Biggles

Hobbes - I am going to blame society though.

I should award you American citizenship as here no one is responsible for anything they do.

Perhaps you should just sue me, it would facilitate the processing of your citizenship papers.

**bigboab** · 03-13-2005, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Biggles

( Why were the Welsh allowed to play for 15 minutes before the Scottish team turned up?

This is an ancient Druid custom. They put sheep in the opposition dressing room. This accounts for the 15 minute absence.

Having now joined the ranks of the elderly. Could you tell me why the Druids dress the same as the KKK.

Hope you enjoyed yourself last night.

**hobbes** · 03-13-2005, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by bigboab

This is an ancient Druid custom. They put sheep in the opposition dressing room. This accounts for the 15 minute absence.

Having now joined the ranks of the elderly. Could you tell me why the Druids dress the same as the KKK.

Hope you enjoyed yourself last night.

15 minutes with sheep. Oh my God, this implies foreplay

**Biggles** · 03-13-2005, 10:13 PM

Hobbes

Does this mean I need to get a lawyer (I feel a desire to eat hamburgers already ... spooky)

Bigboab - the white robes are fairly optional. The conical hat, though, is a must.

Surprisingly ancient tradition the hat going back well over 3,000 years. The kkk, I suspect, just had a lot of spare sheets lying around at the time.