1. Bat it with a rolled up local rag
2. Spray wasp killer/Impulse body spray at it
3. Attract it with a spliff and try and squish with a clap of hands
4. Yell and scream at it
5. Offer it some vodka
6. Open the door and ask him to go
7. Wave arms in the air
8. Attempt to burn him with a clipper
9. Send in the feegles
10. Open window to show good will
11. Offer more vodka and wave the paper again
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I only ask cos this beggar thinks he's invincible.
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