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    wacko jacko's Avatar THE KING OF POP
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    or wait till there asleep

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    sArA's Avatar Ex-Moderatererer
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    Imo...its relatively simple...

    Just be about right....treat women as well as you would like to be treated yourself.

    and allow for the fact that you are individuals, and are not perfect.

    Of course if you happen to become involved with a Barking Rabbit....well....sorry mate, there is nothing you can do.

    Just run away.....




    Definition of Barking Rabbit:

    These people give all the impression of being the perfect mate, looks, likes etc. In fact they are so great they are like Yogi's fluffy bunnies. But then one day they open their mouths and go "Woof" and they turn out to be your worst nightmare.

    (Usually only spotted once the money runs out)

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    wacko jacko's Avatar THE KING OF POP
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    SEE WOMEN CANT BE PLEASED!

    just put thriller on !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Imo...its relatively simple...

    Just be about right....treat women as well as you would like to be treated yourself.

    and allow for the fact that you are individuals, and are not perfect.

    Of course if you happen to become involved with a Barking Rabbit....well....sorry mate, there is nothing you can do.

    Just run away.....

    Definition of Barking Rabbit:

    These people give all the impression of being the perfect mate, looks, likes etc. In fact they are so great they are like Yogi's fluffy bunnies. But then one day they open their mouths and go "Woof" and they turn out to be your worst nightmare.

    (Usually only spotted once the money runs out)
    Errrm, but i like to be treated like shit cos i am perfect..........



    And my fluffy rabbit only makes cute crunchy noises..........

    Okay, and the occasional stamping........

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    Lilmiss's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +4
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    How to make Women Happy?

    Give them a loaded gun, then run like the wind.
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    Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51

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    Don't call her, don't care about her opinion, screw her on Saturday night after you have struck out elswhere.

    Oh, my bad, that is how to get a women to create a whole mythology about who you are and what your potential is.

    My mistake, I thought you wanted to know how to get a woman to worship you.

    Seems that the nicer one is, the more they think they can do better.
    Last edited by hobbes; 04-12-2005 at 12:38 AM.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheYogi
    And my fluffy rabbit only makes cute crunchy noises..........
    You're not supposed to munch on 'em you know.
    Last edited by Guillaume; 04-12-2005 at 12:38 AM.

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    wacko jacko's Avatar THE KING OF POP
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    what do women want?

    me late night with bubbles




















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