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    enoughfakefiles's Avatar Ad ministrator
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    I had the one in my room go off the other night at 2.30am for no reason, I had been asleep for 3 hours
    Where you wanking smoking in bed......
    Last edited by enoughfakefiles; 05-31-2005 at 06:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    I'm pretty good at cooking
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    just the odd wayward bunny

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    What does this entail.

    It's too dangerous for the likes of you.


    But I'll let you borrow my scooter if you promise to wear kneepads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB

    Btw, I am not cooking eggs, I am cooking pork chops


    edit - with herbs and cracked black pepper
    How does "boil in the bag" set off a smoke alarm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    What does this entail.

    It's too dangerous for the likes of you.


    But I'll let you borrow my scooter if you promise to wear kneepads.
    me old joints ( ) wouldn't cope, young bean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss


    It's too dangerous for the likes of you.


    But I'll let you borrow my scooter if you promise to wear kneepads.
    me old joints ( ) wouldn't cope, young bean.
    Don't mention old joints to Lilmiss she'll be round to smoke 'em

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
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    me old joints ( ) wouldn't cope, young bean.
    Don't mention old joints to Lilmiss she'll be round to smoke 'em
    Much as it appeals to me, I'm afraid Mrs JP may object to lilmiss sucking on my knees. Tho' I am sure it would produce smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by DanB

    Btw, I am not cooking eggs, I am cooking pork chops


    edit - with herbs and cracked black pepper
    How does "boil in the bag" set off a smoke alarm.
    Boil in the bag?? Such travesty


    This was cooked under a grill I'll have you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by DanB

    Btw, I am not cooking eggs, I am cooking pork chops


    edit - with herbs and cracked black pepper
    How does "boil in the bag" set off a smoke alarm.
    That's a good one.

    He gotcha DanB...ya non-cookin' sonuma beeeoootch.


    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    read my post up there ^^

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