"The angels say that when Vin Diesel invented time, God was so touched that he wrote the Bible as a love letter"
"The angels say that when Vin Diesel invented time, God was so touched that he wrote the Bible as a love letter"
wow, just wowThe clang is actually Lars beating on Vin's left testicle. Would have been the right testicle, but the sound wasn't as resonant.
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
Vin Diesel was originally named "Vin 91 Octane" but converted to Diesel upon realizing he could get more miles per gallon.
Vin Diesel also has a qloader instead of a penis
Vin Diesel finished sim city
Vin Diesel can melt M&Ms in his hand.
Vin Diesel is a material girl. Living in a material world.
Vin Diesel shot the sherriff AND the deputy. Vin doesn't leave witnesses.
Vin Diesel can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.
LOL another forum i frequent found this site a few months ago.... there are probably still 5-10 vin diesel quotes that get thrown up each day!!!
i made up a thread title that said "how much diesel could vin diesel pump if vin diesel could pump diesel?" thought it was pretty funny
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