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    As usual, you're missing the point.
    Quote Originally Posted by Busy
    I rather it be..."play 'till there's a winner".
    Chebus has already said that to infer the winner of a tied game of soccer, you have to look a little deeper than the statistics. Peerzy also made a note of this.

    I reckon your four year old soccer playing daughter would make a better fist of this thread than you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Which gives way to it's popularity as well as it's rules and game mechanics being simple. I taught my 4 year-old the basics of soccer this past weekend in my backyard and set-up 2 nets for it.. Teaching her the basics of basketball (if you have possession you have to dribble when moving your feet, if you stop dribbling you can't dribble again, you are allow 2-steps after a dribble and then must pass or shoot, etc.) is wayyyy more complicated.
    Try teaching her the off-side rule...there's a pheromone missing in the genetic make-up of women that means they will never understand this rule.

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    Also, she was two years old six months ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    As usual, you're missing the point.
    Quote Originally Posted by Busy
    I rather it be..."play 'till there's a winner".
    Chebus has already said that to infer the winner of a tied game of soccer, you have to look a little deeper than the statistics. Peerzy also made a note of this.

    I reckon your four year old soccer playing daughter would make a better fist of this thread than you
    Dude I already know ffs.

    You played a more powerful team to a stalemate which in itself is considered a win.
    That more powerful team should have kicked the other's ass.

    It ain't rocket science. (and still a boring clusterfuck)

    Soccer ain't the only game with stalemates.
    I don't have to agree to "get it".

    Mmk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Which gives way to it's popularity as well as it's rules and game mechanics being simple. I taught my 4 year-old the basics of soccer this past weekend in my backyard and set-up 2 nets for it.. Teaching her the basics of basketball (if you have possession you have to dribble when moving your feet, if you stop dribbling you can't dribble again, you are allow 2-steps after a dribble and then must pass or shoot, etc.) is wayyyy more complicated.
    Try teaching her the off-side rule...there's a pheromone missing in the genetic make-up of women that means they will never understand this rule.
    I must agree. That rule is in hockey as well.

    That's like a whole one rule though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    As usual, you're missing the point.Chebus has already said that to infer the winner of a tied game of soccer, you have to look a little deeper than the statistics. Peerzy also made a note of this.

    I reckon your four year old soccer playing daughter would make a better fist of this thread than you
    Dude I already know ffs.

    You played a more powerful team to a stalemate which in itself is considered a win.
    That more powerful team should have kicked the other's ass.

    It ain't rocket science. (and still a boring clusterfuck)

    Soccer ain't the only game with stalemates.
    I don't have to agree to "get it".

    Mmk?
    You don't have to agree to get it but you do have to not post stuff like "I say play til there's a winner" -- 'cause that's what already happens.

    Do you understand, now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Dude I already know ffs.

    You played a more powerful team to a stalemate which in itself is considered a win.
    That more powerful team should have kicked the other's ass.

    It ain't rocket science. (and still a boring clusterfuck)

    Soccer ain't the only game with stalemates.
    I don't have to agree to "get it".

    Mmk?
    You don't have to agree to get it but you do have to not post stuff like "I say play til there's a winner" -- 'cause that's what already happens.

    Do you understand, now.
    Uh huh. I did before.

    Not to lose is a win if the likelihood of winning was next to 0. So while a win would the bestest in da hole wide wuld and tie is good too 'cause you didn't lose...and uh...they couldn't beat you.

    ....it's still a fucking piece-o-shit tie though.

    Again no shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Do you understand, now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Busy
    ....it's still a fucking piece-o-shit tie though.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busy
    ....it's still a fucking piece-o-shit tie though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Also, she was two years old six months ago
    I'ma hafta talkta ma girlfriend 'bout dis.
    Last edited by Busyman; 06-27-2005 at 05:41 PM.
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