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    Quote Originally Posted by teh miss
    I thought me oldies would kill me when some eejit ran into the back of me, writing the car off. I miss that car. Automatic Ford Orion 1.6 Ghia.
    Do you remember the registration number? Even tho' I only had her a week, I still remember it

    The one I broke was a Ford Escort mk 3 1.3GL.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    I don't think they take coins.

    Maybe a credit card though.
    I've seen a stripper take coins - and the fecking glass we collected them in.

    She did similar tricks with pool cues too.
    I don't go to those type of events.

    Usually cos I don't find out about them until all the tickets have gone
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    I don't only remember my reg no, but also the one of twat who crashed into me.
    Me Pa found his plate in the bush when walking back from the pub, and thought I may want it.
    My pals also ripped off his "Landrover" badge, which I have stuck on me fridge.


    Sweet revenge.


    Tanks lady Jane.
    But no piccies this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    I don't only remember my reg no, but also the one of twat who crashed into me.
    Me Pa found his plate in the bush when walking back from the pub, and thought I may want it.
    My pals also ripped off his "Landrover" badge, which I have stuck on me fridge.


    Sweet revenge.
    meme
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    meme?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    meme?
    youyou?

    Perhaps a new cult....... Lynx' Losers

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    memeheh


    What's red and disappears?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss

    What's red and disappears?
    Soviet Russia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    memeheh


    What's red and disappears?
    the red lolly you just stuffed in yer mouth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    meme?
    It was in teh miss' post when I quoted
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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