I have munchies, (alcohol related)
but i only have a whole frozen chicken, It will fit in the kettle & I could re-boil it a few times.
i'm well hungry but the cook has gone for the night.
I think it will be ok![]()
I have munchies, (alcohol related)
but i only have a whole frozen chicken, It will fit in the kettle & I could re-boil it a few times.
i'm well hungry but the cook has gone for the night.
I think it will be ok![]()
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
I don't think it will, but pics anyway![]()
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
sex the chicken and get a light for your cigarette from the kettle
Disclaimer: The above advice can result in having to wait in A&E with a kettle stuck on head and a chicken
sack the cook for leaving you hungry n order a keebab
1. Sack the Cook
2. Warm the chicken
3. Screw the Chicken
4. Screw the Cook's girlfriend/wife
4.5. If girl/wife ugly, screw next hot girl you see.
5. Then light the cigarette
remember -if it tastes fishy and the use by date is nov 2004 or less, then it needs an extra 10 mins cooking.
microwave it for ages then grill it in small bits?![]()
idiots
he posted this an hour ago, he'll already be puking from the food poisoning by now![]()
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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