'Yeah, I crashed my $500,000 Ferrari in to a house at over 90mph, killing fifteen Mexicans, but hell man, I am Bipolar'.
'You killed fifteen Mexicans with your Ferrari? Wow. Good job your Ferrari is red and blood is red, otherwise it might have stained'.
'Mr. Beebear, normally, I would have sentenced you to five years hard labor, but since you are a celebrity and are suffering Bipolar, I have ordered the families of those you killed to pay your damages'.
'Yeah, I've just released my new number one single, called, 'Fifteen Mexicanos, fifteen Mexicanos, you wouldn't think so. That'll make me even richer, and even more Bipolar, giving me even more excuses to act like a total twat. Hey, this 'Get out of jail free' card is brilliant'.
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