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Thread: America has no culture? Shut up before I bomb you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Peerzy
    Why?
    Probably has something to do with you being a bitch and all...but I could wrong.
    And you claim that i troll


    If anyone should be reading the thread it's you Busy. It's taking the piss out of your great country; America. Everything it mentions is true, yet good old Busy turns a blind eye to it, cause America rawks. Now wait here while i get my 7 guns and giant American flag on a pole, and lets go Arab hunting.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Some funny bloke
    Nobody can turn left better than us Americans. Nobody ... No other country, that's for sure. Go play your panzy ass soccer, rest of the real world- we have NASCAR!
    Real lol
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peerzy
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Probably has something to do with you being a bitch and all...but I could wrong.
    And you claim that i troll


    If anyone should be reading the thread it's you Busy. It's taking the piss out of your great country; America. Everything it mentions is true, yet good old Busy turns a blind eye to it, cause America rawks. Now wait here while i get my 7 guns and giant American flag on a pole, and lets go Arab hunting.
    Therrrrre we go. Thaaaaat's more like it.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    The drink sizes and portions of food in America are huge compared to Canada. Who actually needs to super-size?

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    I'd swear that most of our differences can be solved with humor . I'm a Canadian who always counted our southern neighbour as a friend and always thought very highly of my EU friends .


    Found this in my e-mail last week sorry if you have seen it . But explains nicely my message to a tee. Every one loves Robin Williams ,black or white .



    Go Robin!
    You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

    1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

    2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are..

    They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6..) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8..) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is

    ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....

    Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

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