1. From it springs orgasms.
2. It causes orgasms.
3. It plugs certain holes.
4. It can cause great friction.
5. It can turn into a lollipop.
6. It's a pants stretcher.
1. From it springs orgasms.
2. It causes orgasms.
3. It plugs certain holes.
4. It can cause great friction.
5. It can turn into a lollipop.
6. It's a pants stretcher.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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You sound like you make your boyfriend very happy.Originally Posted by Busyman
imagining Linkin Park's magic wang is unimaginably hawtOriginally Posted by Linkin Park
The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants
Mine is 16 inches long
and made of Rowan wood
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
]Originally Posted by Biggles
Nice to see a good use for natural materials,I was thinkinking og going high tech with mine,sort of cyber-wiccanary,what do you reakon,fibre optic with flashy lights and sound effects
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Of course i have a magic wand i'm a wizard!!
Wiz.
Rowan Atkinson?Originally Posted by Biggles
Yours Sincerely,
Dark Steno @ Maskawaih
Originally Posted by Dark Steno
That does not bear thinking about.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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