tried it, failed and spent 2 weeks in hospital
I'm a survivor
Seriously considered
somewhat serious
never
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tried it, failed and spent 2 weeks in hospital
woowoo
Mike told me that was an accident...Originally Posted by TheRealDave
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I don't want to die naturally, some euthanasia groups promote using an inert gas to displace the oxygen in your lungs.
Don't want to tortured before I die!
Death take me swiftly and blissfully!
Last edited by Yoga; 11-29-2005 at 09:34 PM.
woowoo
I want CIA suicide pills for when I know i'm going to die, so i dont suffer.
Alternate is to die in my sleep
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Maybe I'll become so demented that I forget how to eat.
Happens commonly with late stage Alzheimer's.
Better yet, I might choke on a cube of jello.
Last edited by Yoga; 11-29-2005 at 09:50 PM.
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nah, wouldnt really call 12 sleeping pills an accidentMike told me that was an accident...
however it was one hell of an experience.. seeing all sorts of weird stuff and waiting for my heart to stop, feeling it beat by beat getting slower and slower
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don't tell me you used the otc stuff, cuz it never works.
What scares me the most are the girls who suddenly decide to swallow all the pills in the cabinet. Painful and ineffective.
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Long time no see TheRealDave
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If I ever decide to kill myself, here's how:
1. take shit loads of drugs and get REALLY high
2. kidnap a hooker
3. grab her and start ferkin her cunt
4. Jump off the CN tower with her while still havin intercourse
5. Orgasm before hitting the ground
6. Hopefully my sperm soldiers will find some old guy and suffocate him
7. The hooker will cushion my fall and I will be uninjured
8. Do it over again yay
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LOL.
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