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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
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    They also installed the vital wee rope, to prevent similar accidental damage re-occuring.
    I think you've missed the true purpose of the said rope. It's actually a very cunning anti-theft device.
    cunning indeed.

    It works too, there is no record of Stonehenge ever having been stolen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    I think you've missed the true purpose of the said rope. It's actually a very cunning anti-theft device.
    cunning indeed.

    It works too, there is no record of Stonehenge ever having been stolen.
    Hmmm.

    How does Olde Druid Security, LTD, sound?

    Could be my branch in the U.K. ...
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
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    cunning indeed.

    It works too, there is no record of Stonehenge ever having been stolen.
    Hmmm.

    How does Olde Druid Security, LTD, sound?

    Could be my branch in the U.K. ...
    Nah, we've got it covered with the wee rope 18 inches of the ground, mate.

    Thanks for the tender thoughts tho'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    Hmmm.

    How does Olde Druid Security, LTD, sound?

    Could be my branch in the U.K. ...
    Nah, we've got it covered with the wee rope 18 inches of the ground, mate.
    The rope would be accentuated rather nicely by commensurate vertically-challenged Druid accoutrement, I think.
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    Ah, but you need to remember that the rope stops elephants.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    Ah, but you need to remember that the rope stops elephants.
    Such abundant wildlife you have over there.

    In any case, I gotta get some of that rope; I could replace a few employees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
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    Ah, but you need to remember that the rope stops elephants.
    Such abundant wildlife you have over there.

    In any case, I gotta get some of that rope; I could replace a few employees.
    You could lynx them

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    Such abundant wildlife you have over there.

    In any case, I gotta get some of that rope; I could replace a few employees.
    You could lynx them
    Not my style, sir.

    I prefer to burn them at the stake, in order to satiate my urge to inflict pain, which I would videotape and share with you all.
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