George Bush Drunk - Oh dear :)

[Rip The Jacker]

That was pretty damn funny!

[Wolfmight]

They didn't need to slow it down, because he sounds like that anyways.

Bush says,"I ..uh..uh..uh Senator of Cong...no...yea...the fellow citizens of the united states...we have come to a time when every child in America deserves a chance. A chance to pass with a 50. It just makes sense to lower the standerds, so more of these African Americans ...*cough* excuse me, children can graduate and improve this nation's armed forces. I feel the devastation that Iraq has caused us is Satan's work. God told me to be the leader, the leader who will murder every last one of them to gain our independence. Eh, I also wanted to finally give this country some action. I used to be a drinker *shakes head* Scotch *shakes* Jack Daniels *shakes* Red Bulls and Vodka *jumps* Wow, my mistake. I apologize for that sudden incident of 9-11, but those were actually our people in a conspiracy *hiccup* oops."