Weep with envy, pikey scum:
Just looks like a normal lighter.
But wait!
effendi
Weep with envy, pikey scum:
Just looks like a normal lighter.
But wait!
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.
Fat Secret Agent
Originally Posted by Cheese
irl
Or startle an escaping amoeba.
effendi
Feck off.
You could blind a bus driver with the light emitting from that quality piece of kit
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
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Fat Secret Agent
Only if you poked him in the eye with it.Feck off.
You could blind a bus driver with the light emitting from that quality piece of kit
Not the jap eye, obviousement.
effendi
FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.
Git
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
Sorry, my bad.FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.
Git
I apologize unrezervedly for any offence I have caused by reading the words you posted and replying to them.
Poster
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should tink so too, sexist hoor.
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
effendi
Just remembered that you've been known to drive the odd bus or three
should tink so too, sexist hoor.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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