i just have any old tinned crap when i'm hungry
i just have any old tinned crap when i'm hungry
I'm worn out from doing silly things, don't really feel like going into details here but it had me worried for a bit.Originally Posted by JPaul
And both my parents have had accidents that ended up with them both going to hospital, but they are both out and recovering now.
Sounds like you need a "time out", please to be taking it.Originally Posted by SnnY
You know it makes sense.
Here's a favorite Yogi left out:
Dumpies-a la verde.
Take crap in yard, let set for 2 days to incorporate adjacent grass, Eat.
Woof, that was good!
I'd watch all those given recipes containing cheese and milk, I think dogs are pretty well lactose intolerant.
Should I give my dog milk?
No. Most dogs are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance is a common form of maldigestion. A puppy has the enzyme lactase, which breaks down the sugar in milk called lactose. However, as a dog ages, he generally stops producing lactase. When your dog consumes milk products, the lactose is not digested and the symptoms of maldigestion occur.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
Originally Posted by hobbes
Thanks for that mate, I was going to feed my dogs milk and cheese.
Thank dog you posted that.
Avoid giving them onions or chocolate as well. (Don't think there was any of that in the recipes, but JUST IN CASE.)Originally Posted by hobbes
Due to some bizarre and random combination of genetics and environmental influences, I have the ability to place myself in a semi-lucid state, totally at will; whereby I can contemplate the multitude of Life's mysteries that most of us ignore or take for granted. For example, have you ever wondered why, on average, men tend to prefer dogs over cats, while women do the opposite?
For those of you who have absolutely nothing better to do than listen to someone whose mental abnormalities lie far beyond the current treatment capabilities of modern psychology; the answer is quite simple.
Perhaps you think the reason men like dogs so much is due to some ancient primal bond; one forged by uniting to hunt the mighty saber-tooth tiger or mastodon. WRONG !!!
It's because the average dog's life consists of eating, sleeping and screwing and that's what we men aspire to. Our kinship with canines is based totally on our complete Awe, Reverence (and yes, even a bit of envy) towards those 4-legged Demi-Gods.
It's all so obvious when you think about it. Remember when you were a kid and Mom told you that if you misbehaved, that you would be in the "Dog-house". Prophetic words indeed; so carefully chosen, not as a threat, but rather as a means to prepare us to face our destiny of scratching for fleas and licking ourselves anywhere we chose to. Mom knew!!
So now that you have been enlightened, I invite you to join me as I trash all my Anthony Robbins, Zig Ziglar and other self-help motivational CD's, etc…. Effective immediately, my new Life-skills Coach, Mentor and Role model is Jake (my neighbor's Bull-dog).
As much as I'd love to share more of my insights and revelations with you, sorry, but I have a full slate today. First of all, I have to go outside to mark my territory and then I hope to get Jake to hook me up with Xena, the French poodle.
Affectionately yours,
Yo-Yo, the-2-legged-Man/Dog,
Last edited by Yogs; 01-12-2006 at 12:49 PM.
no.Originally Posted by Yogs
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Due to some bizarre and random combination of genetics and environmental influences, I have the ability to place myself in a fully-lucid state, totally at will. You should try it sometime...
Barbie shoots, barbie scores.Originally Posted by Barbarossa
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