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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Less hassle


    Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.

    I know, I know.

    TMI


    I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman


    Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.

    I know, I know.

    TMI


    I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.

    I'm not a very successful wanker.

    Even when I get a bj, it's gonna take awhile.

    I have recently been able to shag...rather abnormally...but shagging nonetheless.
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    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman


    Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.

    I know, I know.

    TMI


    I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.



    Thanks for sharing t'image with the rest of we tho'.

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