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Thread: Meeting manker for a pint in a minute...will sell a punch to the head for 20p ($16)

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Only for 2 as he's out of practice,whip gently to a light froth
    Do you think Chebus can pull it off.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    he's in plym,outh with his missus so I doubt he's going to be able to sneak off for a big piss up

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    Seriously tho', cheebus, how much would you charge for sexcoring manker?

    I mean not just a bit of pullage, but some proper secks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    Seriously tho', cheebus, how much would you charge for sexcoring manker?

    I mean not just a bit of pullage, but some proper secks.
    ewwww

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    Seriously tho', cheebus, how much would you charge for sexcoring manker?

    I mean not just a bit of pullage, but some proper secks.
    Well he said something about head for 20p. So the full secks must be the best part of a quid. Assuming manboy provides his own lube, obviousement.

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    be sure you took pictures.

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    Feck. I went from merry to mortal quite quickly last night. I had a good time apparently and severely offended some French student, which was nice. I hope manker's hangover wasn't as nasty as mine, though my hazy memory recalls he wasn't as blind drunk as me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Feck. I went from merry to mortal quite quickly last night. I had a good time apparently and severely offended some French student, which was nice.
    Did you say "Hoi, you're a dodger de la tax, apparentement."

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    did the two of you "get it on"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Feck. I went from merry to mortal quite quickly last night. I had a good time apparently and severely offended some French student, which was nice.
    Did you say "Hoi, you're a dodger de la tax, apparentement."
    I have no idea what I said to be honest. I just recall a stunned silence (pretty impressive in a busy nightclub), hasty backtracking by me, desperately signalling to my girlfriend to rescue me and then a shameful walk back to my own table.

    I fell down a stairwell later on.

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