View Poll Results: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

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  • Charmin

    7 38.89%
  • Cottonelle

    5 27.78%
  • White Swan

    1 5.56%
  • Purex

    1 5.56%
  • Scott Premium

    1 5.56%
  • No Name

    8 44.44%
  • Royale

    1 5.56%
  • Kleenex

    3 16.67%
  • Extra Coarse P12 Sandpaper Ouch

    2 11.11%
  • Rocks

    3 16.67%
  • Leaves

    3 16.67%
  • Hand(s)

    4 22.22%
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    You cheap bar steward.
    I bet you're the kind of bloke who has his slaves employees use the same teabag twice.

    When they're lucky enough to get teabags, not just hot water, that is.
    If there is one thing I don't skimp on, it's tea and coffee

    Glengettie, ftw

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    As an aside, a few years ago I bought a pack of 48 toilet rolls that had 'Environmentally friendly - 75% recycled paper' stamped on the side of the pack.

    One of the girls went; "That's disgusting, I'm not using that!"

    When I enquired as to why, she informed me that she was bringing in her own because there was no way she was using toilet paper that someone else had wiped their arse with.

    rofl.

    Wow. I feel sorry for gals that are that slow.

    Well, recycled toilet paper, I wonder what that feels like.
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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Feels a bit shitty

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    She doesn't work here anymore. She was far more suited to employment that didn't require any thinkage whatsoever.

    Photocopying letters and filing papers in alphabetical order was a little too taxing for her. True story.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    No Name stuff that my dad buys, once he actually bought one-ply. Dunno what he was thinking (the price I guess).

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    the white kind
    `anyone from Argentina on this board?

    I need your help and if you can help me pM me

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    The Sun,Mirror and I love the free papers that come through the door,don't like the inserts 'cause that shiny stuff's a bitch to flush.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    The Sun,Mirror and I love the free papers that come through the door,don't like the inserts 'cause that shiny stuff's a bitch to flush.
    Reading The Sun and/or The Mirror will give you AiDs, can't bare to think what rubbing it on your arse would do.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    at Darthy's new and improved sig.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    at Darthy's new and improved sig.
    I just glagged myself at the thought of a lolboy masturbating over it. Then I got an erection. Lol.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    at Darthy's new and improved sig.
    I just glagged myself at the thought of a lolboy masturbating over it. Then I got an erection. Lol.
    I physically restrained myself from a lol when I read the first sentence, then I read the second and snotted over my hand.

    True story.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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