I might get my face surgically reconstructed so that I look more like Alan Shearer, that way I will be a surefire hit with teh ladiez. In fact, I was surprised that Shearer was not selected as the new James Bond, a role he was born to play.
If by 'ladiez' you mean Ashleigh Cole, then maybe. I heard she stuck a vibrating mobile phone up Shearer's arse a while back - because Shearer likes that kind of thing
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. - --Good for them if they survive.
Forum Rules
Bookmarks