Official Non-World Cup Thread

[Seedler]

Canada is complete shet=Stickied

[callum]

It's not even fun, i give up.

[Agrajag]

They can have Peter Crouch too.

But isn't he your top goalscorer ever, or something like that?

[100%]

Whats the point of having a cup if you don't drink from it?
:decadence:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Whats the point of having a cup if you don't drink from it?
:decadence:

For groin protection.

If you want to use it for other things as well that doesn't make you a bad person.

[Proper Bo]

They can have Peter Crouch too.

But isn't he your top goalscorer ever, or something like that?

Emile Heskey could have scored those

[DorisInsinuate]

Emile Heskey was allergic to the box.

[Mr JP Fugley]

But isn't he your top goalscorer ever, or something like that?

Emile Heskey could have scored those

No he couldn't, hes probably hundred of miles away.

Even if he did the ref would have chopped them off, he isn't even in the team ffs.

[Barbarossa]

I'll start, I just pished on my shorts 'cause I didn't look down when I aimed for da toilet.

People with small cawks think this is a normal accident that every bloke has every once in a while, but really, it isn't.

[Seedler]

I'll start, I just pished on my shorts 'cause I didn't look down when I aimed for da toilet.

People with small cawks think this is a normal accident that every bloke has every once in a while, but really, it isn't.

Hm, you'd have to have a cawk that's 30inch+ in order for it to drop down into the toilet and completely eliminate the chance of pishing on your shorts.