Fat Secret Agent
Once the deal is done, the deal is done.
There ain't no going back, no gazzumpin or any pish like that.
Series of events.
1. I'm selling my house for over £100,000
2. I'll gie ye £120,000 fur it.
3. OK well.
Sorry if that go a bit technical near the end. It's difficult to simplify.
Ex-Moderatererer
Here it is slightly different.
1. Selling my house for over £100,000
2. I'll give ya £120,000 for it mate...I already have a mortage set up (honest)
3. Yeah, great.
4. tick...tock....tick...tock
5. do you still want it then cos if not, I will put it back on the market?
6. Yeah, yeah....definately...waiting on (insert excuse here)
7. tick...tock...tick...tock
8. You sure?
9. Yeah....honest
10. tick...tock...tick....tock
11. Nearly done now....few more days and all will be well
12. Great....(been waiting for bloody ages, about time)
13. Actually, I lied...can't get the money, thought I would just string you along to see if I could raise the cash, then thought I would avoid answering the phone to string it out a few more days.
14. Thanks for nothing Cunt you just fucked up my entire year.
As you can see, a smidgen more complex here in Ingerland.
pepper your angus
BT Rep: +10
wot a cunt
Ex-Moderatererer
Yeah...not been a good financial year
Had a great year other than that tho
mostly harmless
The north is a strange place
Down south, it is quite simple at the moment:
1. Selling my house for £350,000
2. I'll give you £280,000 for it.
3. Fuck off.
Ex-Moderatererer
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
The north is a strange place
Down south, it is quite simple at the moment:
1. Selling my house for £350,000
2. I'll give you £280,000 for it.
3. Fuck off.
We had one like that the other day...house is actually up for 108,000 and we had an offer of 85,000...needless to say, fuck off was our response too.
Version Five
Oh, you didn't say it was a shack. That's cash only transactions.The north is a strange place
Down south, it is quite simple at the moment:
1. Selling my house for £350,000
2. I'll give you £280,000 for it.
3. Fuck off.
We had one like that the other day...house is actually up for 108,000 and we had an offer of 85,000...needless to say, fuck off was our response too.
effendi
Oh, you didn't say it was a shack. That's cash only transactions.
We had one like that the other day...house is actually up for 108,000 and we had an offer of 85,000...needless to say, fuck off was our response too.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Ex-Moderatererer
Oh, you didn't say it was a shack. That's cash only transactions.
We had one like that the other day...house is actually up for 108,000 and we had an offer of 85,000...needless to say, fuck off was our response too.
Fat Secret Agent
It's probably a really nice shack.
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