Pretty simple. Post a pick up line.
Hey babe, the word of the day is legs. So how about we go back to my place and spread the word?
Pretty simple. Post a pick up line.
Hey babe, the word of the day is legs. So how about we go back to my place and spread the word?
"Hey BITCH, wanna fuck?"
works everytime.
Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.
I quite like you, I'd do you
Never been a better one (if you're a girl)
Car 42, Car 42, proceed to 42 Albert Square to pick up package........... over!
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
oh so you're {insert nationality}, do you have any scottish in you? no? that's a shame, would you like some?
lol, it'd be flaccid from all the heroin and whisky
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
oi darlin, i'm a wanker
/me cackles to self
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Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.
yo
Do you know what would look good on you?...Me.
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