See, if I'd got to know about that, I'd have dragged the sofa back downstairs and lugged it back up there, on my own, even if it killed me.Originally Posted by Mrs. Barbie
Deliver it on time and upstairs in the correct room
Deliver it on time but leave it in the hallway
Deliver it late but in the correct room
Deliver it late only into the hallway
Do a "Carpet-Fitter" (Turn up at the wrong house with the wrong sofabed on the wrong day)
effendi
See, if I'd got to know about that, I'd have dragged the sofa back downstairs and lugged it back up there, on my own, even if it killed me.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
we want your oil!
so, unless you want a lawsuit, i win
mostly harmless
She obviously didn't mean it, it was just a small fib for the benefit of the delivery guys...
See, if I'd got to know about that, I'd have dragged the sofa back downstairs and lugged it back up there, on my own, even if it killed me.
Actually, we found out later that it's a piece of piss to move about when you've taken it out of the packaging and removed the loose cushions
mostly harmless
I want a lawsuit
spmado
BT Rep: +2
did anyon else giggle at all the possible inneundos there?So anyway...
Their delivery spot was between 7:30 am and 1:00 pm. They turned up at 10 to 1. (!)
Conversation apparently went something like this:
Mrs B: Can you take it upstairs for me?
Argos: No Mrs, if it's over 50 KG we won't even attempt it.
Mrs B: Well you might as well take it back then, because there's no way me and my husband can do it.
Argos: Well let's just get it in the door, and we'll have a look.
...
Argos: We can't even get it in the door.
Mrs B: Well you can definitely take it back then!
Argos: Let's have another go.
...
Argos: Which room did you say you wanted it in again.
Mrs B: The back bedroom on the left.
Argos: Ok.
...
Mrs B: I bet you're hot lugging that upstairs aren't you?
Argos: A bit, yeah.
Mrs B: Do you want a cold drink?
Argos: OK, that'd be nice.
...
Argos: There you go Mrs, all delivered upstairs into the bedroom for you.
Mrs B: Thanks alot Argos! Here have a can of coke each for your trouble.
Argos: Thanks Mrs. Bye then.
"a can of coke each for your trouble"
Never underestimate the power of Mrs B. to get what she wants
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
we want your oil!
ja, it read like one of those pornos that don't actually exist outside poor comedy
spmado
BT Rep: +2
ja, me too
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
ja, it read like one of those pornos that don't actually exist outside poor comedyYou don't exist outside of poor comedy?
The interweb shockathon is back with a bang.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
So when Argos deliver all our new house stuff next week I'm gonna have to flutter my eyelashes to get them to put it in the correct rooms?
Mr Mulder has somehow managed to wrangle himself out of doing feck all by going to work for the day
effendi
He's got some skillz, that boySo when Argos deliver all our new house stuff next week I'm gonna have to flutter my eyelashes to get them to put it in the correct rooms?
Mr Mulder has somehow managed to wrangle himself out of doing feck all by going to work for the day
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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