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Thread: A Tale of a Bird, Lesbians, Pussy and my Back Window - Pics included!

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    I reckon Nikki would know - not that she's a lesbian, it just seems like something she would know about.




    Edit: I don't mean that she comes across as a woman who would get a lot of thrush infections either, I'm sure she is fastidiously clean in that area
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Well as much as I'd like to go into detail I think the thought of forced colonic irrigation for discussing said details is far less appealing than just agreeing with you in silence......... I think

    And no she's not lesbonic, I tested that by showing her my mangina

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    Everyone seems to have overlooked the most important aspect of this thread.

    Which episode of Teletubbies were you watching?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx View Post
    Everyone seems to have overlooked the most important aspect of this thread.

    Which episode of Teletubbies were you watching?
    Actually, at the point the bird hit the window, we were watching an episode of Firefly - Jaynestown. Needed a way to introduce the lad to the plot because he was integral to the tale later on.

    I'd been up since four watching crap like Teletubbies/Balamory/Bob the cunting Builder and needed a break
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    balamory aint crap - there is a man who lives in a pink castle...what more do you need in a show ?
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    Gratuitous sex scenes, with plenty of norks, but no willies.

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    The thread title caught my eye, couldn't help tit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F. Canard View Post
    Gratuitous sex scenes, with plenty of norks, but no willies.
    There is no such thing as a gratuitous sex scene, that's just mad talk.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by F. Canard View Post
    Gratuitous sex scenes, with plenty of norks, but no willies.
    There is no such thing as a gratuitous sex scene, that's just mad talk.
    I just typed out a possible scenario for a sex scene that would, indeed, be gratuitous - and then realised that I'd be quite wrong if I posted it as it wasn't gratuitous.

    Further, despite much penseage, I can't think of a single instance in which I'd describe a sex scene as gratuitous.

    Shortly put - I agree with you.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post

    Shortly put - I agree with you.
    oh for cawks sake, what am i going to do now.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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