I'm going to Las Vegas

[Lilmiss]

No, just teh foreigners are stoopid.

[BrolyBoo]

I just won a trip to Las Vegas.
All expenses paid for, £500 spending money, 1 week

I love my work.

bring a stripper home for your good friend brolyboo

[Skweeky]

Yeah but saying "I need to read this pish out, but just ignore it" negates it.

Doesn't work like that anymore

[vidcc]

If it's the kind of thing you like, the Hoover dam and the grand canyon are within reasonable driving distance..... probably need 2 days to do both

[Skweeky]

I'm flying over it darling. In a helicopter. No need to drive

[Seedler]

Righty-o.

[Busyman™]

Naw, I don't sell to old ladies anymore, I've moved on to foreigners and young people who don't have a clue what they're buying.
It's more lucrative


(PS: before karma tries to get one back one me; I'm only joking! Before I sell anything I need to read out disclosures that are at least a page long and I have to explain exactly what they're buying)

Karma is bullshit anyway. Don't worry.

Visit:

The Stratosphere
New York, New York (next to it is Paris, I like their outside feel yet I'm inside)
The Bellagio (for your stay and gambling, nothing but class)
Circus Circus
Sahara
Rio
You might wanna check out Buffalo Bills in Primm Valley (it's about 35 minutes away). There are shuttles to take you there.

Also look ahead of time at the many shows there. That way you can mark what other casinos you'd wanna go to.

[Barbarossa]

Check out the Venetian. It's got gondolas indoors, ftw.

Also the Luxor is just fantastic too.

Do they still do that light-show in Frement Street? That's awesome, but a bit of a walk away from the strip