Cunting hell (What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?)

[thewizeard]

Most expensive I can think of right now is frying a cpu.
I can't even remember how anymore but somehow i ended up with 2 athlon xp 2000+'s when I built my first computer and the first one was only running at 1.2ghz (i didnt know i had to up the fsb to 133, it was at 100) so i swapped them wihtout putting new thermal paste and it fried within about 10 seconds.
I then got a replacement 2200+

My next would be a motherboard i fried, which is also how i ended up with the second 2000+.
I didn't know i needed risers between the motherboard and the case/motherboardtray.
When i returned it to the store they were nice enough to give me a new one and let me keep the old fried one.

Thats a coincidence..same thing happened to me, just after following your famous and extensive guide for tweaking windows ( which I can't find here anymore)



j/k

[Cheese]

I once fucked up when changing the beer in a pub I worked at and accidentally poured a whole barrel of Labbatts away.

[SnnY]

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

[Cheese]

Having said that, Labbatts is Canadian beer and is thus worth about 1/4 of a normal pint. So no great waste then.

[thewizeard]

I once fucked up when changing the beer in a pub I worked at and accidentally poured a whole barrel of Labbats away.

For that evil deed you should have been incarcerated and forced to eat mouldy cheese for 6 months

[Cheese]

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

Something like that.

My manager made me add on a half pint of Labbatts to anyone's bill who looked too drunk to notice. Long story short we ended up with a massive surplus of Labbatts after a month.

[SnnY]

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

Something like that.

My manager made me add on a half pint of Labbatts to anyone's bill who looked too drunk to notice. Long story short we ended up with a massive surplus of Labbatts after a month.

Very smart move

[Barbarossa]

I once broke an AS400. They're pretty expensive

Luckily, it wasn't terminally broken.

[Gripper]

Was working night shift in an ESSO garage when a can of coke fell on the till key and sprayed into the computerized till, thus shutting everything down,fuck knows how much it cost but it was closed for 12 hours.

[Tom Leo]

I broke a man once.

Inside.